Guy Germaine. Menace to society, puppy kicker, the weird kid from the Mighty Ducks movies. Not many people are aware of the evils of Guy Germaine. People are content to pass him off as just one of the many loveable characters featured in the popular Disney films. But I am here to set the record straight. People need to know how Guy Germaine ruined countless lives, including mine, simply by appearing in the Mighty Ducks movies. I have complied the reasons in handy list form, because people like to read lists more than paragraphs.
Reasons why Guy Germaine if the worst character in Mighty Ducks history:
1) His number is 00. Many people belived that the year 2000 is when the world would end, thus Guy Germaine is the Mighty Duck of the apocolpyse.
2) In the scene we first meet Guy in the second film, known to fans as D2, we see Guy with fellow teamate, Connie (who no one likes either, just not as much as Guy). When he leans over to kiss her the other ducks interrupt them and he exclaims "I was this close!" Suave.
3) His name is pronounced "gie" but it's spelled "guy."
4) He wears a scarves. Not just scarves, either. His outfit of choice is a sickening scarf with vest ensemble. Also, I bet that he has a mullet. Anyone with a hairstyle named after a fish is bad in my book.
5) In one of the scenes of the first film we see a group of the Ducks in an alley looking through a Sports Illustrated suimsuit magazine. One of the boys points out that one of the models is probably Guy's mother. This made me laugh, because it was most likely true.
So there you have it. If this hasin't convinced you that Guy is in fact, the worst character in Mighty Ducks history then nothing will. He dosen't deserve to be in the same country with Coach Gordon Bombay (played by the talented actor, Mr. Emilio Estevez), not to even mention the same movie."
