A fun-filled Choose-your-own-adventure Story by Julie

OK, so you are walking down the street and you are thinking about stuff. Then all of a sudden, you realize, shoot, today is Spunky the Funky Munky's birthday and I didn't get him anything at all and his party is in a half hour and I don't know what to get him oh my god what am I going to do!

What do you do?


Ramble on for another half hour.
Go to a toy store.
Go to a P-nut store.

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Julie spends all her time writing "Choose Your Own Adventure" stories for a living. She is flat broke and living on the streets. She likes handouts. She prefers souls, ponies, first born children, and perhaps a nice backrub. She also offers her services as an evil temptress or hired thug.





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