Diana Oboler
goes to Bard, which should explain everything. Since she is
utterly against ever having to work or accumulate wealth, she is going
into Mediaeval Studies. She and her iguana live in the sewers beneath
Bard, from wence they occasionally emerge, thus propgating the story of
the "Bard Terror".
Sonja Wilson
is a citizen of F.I.G.A.Z.E.T.O. for which she is the
Ambassador to Desks and Other Forms of Gravity (Such as Floors). She also
goes to Bard College where she is perparing to support all her other
friends for life by becoming something useful. She and her hedgepig
"Albrecht" live in the great Outback by day and the library by night.
