Socko.

Socko is everyone's favorite cartoon sock puppet! The reason why he has a hand up his butt is because... he's a sock puppet. But don't worry--since he was born this way, having a hand up his butt seems as normal to him as having your head stuck up your butt seems normal to you. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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