How do you spell "chain letter" backwards? ? ? ? I'll tell you "N-A-T-A-S" |
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Nothing is more irritating, insulting, and downright rude than a chain letter. You open your mailbox, and lo-and-behold there lies a mysterious envelope with your name on it. It says something along the lines of: "...make a million copies and send them all out to different people." 
And if you don't follow the directions, it says that "bad fortune will come upon you" then it tells some stupid story about someone who didn't follow the directions and how their head fell off. You'd think a virtual landscape such as, gee let me think, the inter-net wouldn't contain such pearls of human ingenuity BUT NOOOOO! I check my e-mail every day to find a chain letter. You want to know the worst part? It wasn't ever really a letter! It was a list of pick-up lines, some poetry, and some other humorous thing. I'm sure Malacaikel@aol.com meant well when he sent me a harbinger of doom. Most chain letters would be good without the neverending list of who it's been sent to and that bad luck curse. So, I figure that this problem is easily remedied. Cut off the annoying list of people, then take out the stupid "Curse of the Chain Letter" bit and send it to your friends! I'm sure that they will think you a better person than if you sent a life-threatening, time-killing chain letter to them. And for those of you who are still concerned about the "curse" plaguing the letter you've been infected with, have no fear, because Cool Beans Inc. has an answer, no, THE answer for you and your curs-ed chain letter problems. |
