"Why Guys Like Me Will Never Get the Chicks" by Eric Wecker

A Requiem for a Nonexistant Love Life On Valentines Day.

written and illustrated by Eric Wecker

A fixation with cheese
Just will not please
A woman whose mind,
I'm starting to find,
Is thinking of flowers
And romance's magical powers.

Also, among many other things,
I can't write poetry to save my ass.

Eric the Cheese Man Wecker has been considering moving his fixation with cheese to a new subject. Possibly chowder. Chowder is a good word. How will you find out if he actually does change his fetish from one to the other? Keep reading the Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine, goofy butt.

Superghu

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