Ethnic Poetry de Julio

	A Love Poem by Julio Authoriatative English translation Ah, si, mi pequeña chiquita Ah, yes, my small banana Iremos a la tierra donde vive amor We'll go to the city of brotherly love Iremos a matar mi translador We'll kill my translator, er, no, um, transsexual mother-in-law. whew. Pero primero, te doy una cuenta But first, this is a story all about how de mi vida antes de tu, mi flore. my life got flipped, turned upside down los minutos fueron solo duele And if ya'd like to take a minute y las horas fueron interminables just sit right there
	No tenga rason por mi existencia I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Aire. Pero ahora, te dame fuerzo, But now, you make me think I'm strong te dame passion, te dame vida, te dame alma. You give me the ability to spout this junk Entonces, vámanos So, as they say in crappy car ads, let's go! Per primero, neccesito kill my friggin translator. But first, I must- hey, wait a min- AGAgAgAgGAagGAggAAgaaaa.. Y ahora, como dice el gran Gonzalez, ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
	¡Ay carumba! ¡Tacos grandes! Let's go samba to punk rock bandes! I am the great Julio I need TP for my poolio so go to your schoolio and steal some for Julio,
	foolio. Coolio Spoolio Antiabancarenselosolio Mi poema es bueno. Soy un artiste. And if you say, "No," it'll make me muy triste. ¡Gracias, mis amigos!

Julio, the artist who also drew this comic strip, is a fool. A fool who thinks he's from Latin America, to be exact. Mike McLaughlin would never have anything to do with him. Mike hadn't even heard of him before reading this poetic masterpiece. Mike is very baffled and enraged by the rumors that he and Julio are actually the same person, and urges you to disregard them as partisan mudslinging. Mike McLaughlin has also issued a press statement assuring us that, "Assertions by my opponents that Julio and I share the same email address, and therefore must be the same person, are completely without merit. I would like to advise everyone to stop wasting precious hours putting their mice over the blue 'J' and 'M' to compare addresses. And even if we have the same address, anyone thinking that that means we are the same person can take up the issue with Sean and Tj." Mike McLaughlin has never been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder by his psychologist, Dr. Wheresdabeef.

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¡Gracias, mis amigos!