To save you the trouble of ever having to take a course in philosophy,
here is everything you would learn, contained on the following scanned sheet of paper.
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Jasmine Chapgar took philosophy thinking that it would be incredible eye-opening and mind-expanding. It was to a degree, however it was also quite heavy, particularly on the eyelids when she was reading the Republic, a book that could have been written in 12 pages or perhaps 2, but Plato wrote in 10 books, deciding he would like to stretch things as far as he could. Speaking of stretching, Jasmine highly supports stretching thoroughly before all physical activities, if only she could remember herself. |
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