Issue #16 Socko! by Sean McBride International Robots Day by Nick Wolfe 3 If By Hat by Matt Finley The Adventures of Ethan & Benji by Liz Prince Spontaneous Sketchbook by Smith S. Smithson The Mozzarella Cheesestick Story by Julie Clif Comix by Clif Henning Get Rid of Ugly Eyebrows by Mary Moos Lonely in NY by Matt Bernier Sucker by Nick Wolfe I AM LIZ by Liz Prince The Pain of Victory by Sean McBride How to Draw Like Matt Finley by Matt Finley A Flashback from a Larger Work by Moira Moody by Smith S. Smithson Matt Heayn: Supermodel? by Matt Heayn Rad Ads & Tiny Jingles by Alice Teeple The Sad Lives of the Monkey People by Leona Clark Acting Like an Idiot in Foreign Lands by Jasmine Chapgar What I Should Have Said/What I Did Say by Max Burbank Chuck E. Cheese Skeeball FAQ by Steve Matthews Ask Doctor Duh by Doctor Duh Get Rid of the Penny by Jonah Platt & Theodore Bressman Crackers by Matt Heayn Greenlake: The Weighting is the Worst Part by Brady Carlson People Are Suckers by Mr. Interesting Goodwill Sweater by Alice Teeple I Love Paris in the Fall by Danesh Bharucha Ode to a Dirty Hippie by Julie The Life of a 13 Year-old Boy by Fifi L'Boune Mr. Willy Yums by Ryan Hargrave Definitely Superheroes by Mr. Interesting The Lollipop Tree by MikeLMayfield Y Did Yoda Figt Count Duku? by Tyler Krohn & Sean McBride Beer Puppy by Mike McLaughlin Ninja Movie by Neil Chatterjee & Joshua Gorin You Jerk! by Jacob Greenawalt The Extra Present by Mike T. Mullen Convoy by Alice Teeple Images Without Constraint by Jasmine Chapgar Devil's Doily by MikeLMayfield Liam's Story by Sean McBride Piz! by Mike T. Mullen Thundercats by Alice Teeple Food Art Gallery Robot Public Service Announcement by Jackie Bodley Connect the Dots The Nerd Test by Jasmine Chapgar Fun With Science by Dr. Wallace America's Most Dumbass Criminals by Mike T. Mullen

Issue #15 Great Ideas Looking for a Backer by Max Burbank Affirmative Actions: Popcorn Heroines of the Fin de Siecle by Scott Clevenger and Sheri Zollinger Interview with Princess Sayra by Teejay Wallace Football My Way by Matt Finley Out of Context: Interview with Liam Gallagher by Brady Carlson We Hate Guy Germaine by Jordan Hamstamp Another Stupid Dream I Had... by Sean McBride Tornado Boy by Leona Clark RIC NIC by Nick Wolfe Travelog by Nick Wolfe Spacefrog Knows Best by Nick Wolfe A Love Story by Rachel Burton Clif Comix by Clif Henning A Humorous Illustrated Narrative Pertaining to a Cat by Jasmine Chapgar Life of a Waitress by Jasmine Chapgar Comica Veritas by Neil Chatterjee Socko by Sean McBride Spunky's Birthday by Julie How I Was Almost Elected to the Highest Office in the Free World by Matthew J. Heayn Encounters With Hooligans by Jasmine Chapgar Swing Machine Food Art Gallery My Life as a Hispanic Janitor by Lickety Split Funny Internet People by Tony Lastowka & Sean McBride Ask Doctor Duh by Doctor Duh Ode to Spandex by Evie Caldwell A Serious Love Poem by Matthew J. Heayn A Poem About Pi by Jesse Campbell So, You Found a Robot... by Matt Finley What I Have to Come Home To by Mike McLaughlin That Special Monkey by Sean McBride Humphrey the Wombat by Sean McBride Eat Your Babies! by Alice Teeple UniPsychos by Alice Teeple Ne Oma

Issue #14 Socko! by Sean McBride Random Cartoons by Clif another stupid dream i had... by Sean McBride A Funny Joke by Nick Wolfe Swerve & Merv by Sean McBride Interview with Robot Frank How I Feel About Bees by Matt Finley Greelake Report: Who Regulates the Regulators? by Brady Carlson Ziggy Stardust, Action Hero by Scott Clevenger and Sheri Zollinger Interview with Roger The Politics of Superheroes by Wil Forbis If I Made Movies by Matt Finley Spunky the Funky Munky: Boltnapping! by Julie A Little Story about a Ladybug and a Grasshopper by Rachel Burton Jimi the Monkee by Cardinal Christian Emerson Shattuck Chapeau Charades by Smith S. Smithson The Useless Ramblings of Grampa McGuillicuti by Patrick Bloofon Orange Poem by Matt Heayn The What Is It? Poem by Patrick Bloofon Really Stinking Bad Poetry by Neil Chatterjee Swing Machine Food Art Gallery The Pokemon Movie by Smith S. Smithson Mike McLaughlin for President by Mike McLaughlin My Anatomy by Matt Heayn

Issue #12 My Favorite Canadian Province by Sean McBride Green Lake: What Would a Mars Landing do for Janitors? by Brady Carlson Green Lake: The Practical Side of Psychics by Brady Carlson Dear Dr. Duh by Dr. Duh himself Wisconsinistics by Mike McLaughlin Working in a Bakery Sucks by Kevin Hyde Exposing the Communist Roots of Our American Fast Food Chains by Ross Deihm How Doors Work! by Tony Lastowka Reflections of my Childhood Reclusion by Alice Teeple Operation Rabbit by Diana Oboler Mike McLaughlin's Resignation The Story of my Life by Ethan J. Urbanik My Story About Fish by Sean McBride Space Pirate: Happy Monkey by Liam Kelly G-E-R-M-A-N spells Fun! by Julie What I Did Not Do On my Summer Vacation by Matthew J. Heayn A Story by Rachel Burton Another Stupid Dream I Had... by Sean McBride A Boy and his Brain by Cliff Henning Trowel by Nick Wolfe Chewie Cartoons by Smith S. Smithson & Cliff Henning Socko! by Sean McBride This is Not For You by Cliff Henning Palendrome by Cliff Henning Stupid Cartoon Theater: Socko Flipbook Madness by Sean McBride Stupid Cartoon Theater: What Happens by Sean McBride A Bad Joke by TJ Wallace A and D by TJ Wallace Connect the Dots! by Sean McBride Pickup Lines that Didn't Quite Make It by Jonathan Swift & Neil Chaterjee Political Dressup by Smith S. Smithson How to Solve the Rubix Rings Puzzle by TJ Wallace A Selection of Poems by Matthew J. Heayn Oleg Rules! by Cliff Henning

Issue #11 All About the Earth by Mike McLaughlin Ask Doctor Duh by Doctor Duh Stan Lee, Saviour of Youth! by Wil Forbis A Sudden Realization of Mine by Sean McBride Fun With Foreign Languages by Alice Teeple Why I Hate Vampires by Wil Forbis The Papa John's Incident by Sean McBride What I Did On My Birthday by Mike McLaughlin & Sean McBride What You Can Get for Ten Pounds of Rabbit Feed by Matthew Heayn Distributed.jpg by Mike McLaughlin My Friend by Matt Brower Zesty Ron by Ross Deihm Our Fears: Our Subconscious Desires? by Rachael Frey Buutros Buutros by jjfnord The Death of a Goldfish by Amanda Whitesel The Story of How I Sold My Soul to the Devil for Some Silly Putty by SkaChik Connect the Dots! by Sean McBride & T.J. Wallace Funny Internet People by Sean McBride Fun With Science! by Dr. Wallace Paddington Bear by Alice Teeple & Lori Boozer Stupid Cartoon Theater by Smith S. Smithson & Cliff Henning Socko! by Sean McBride & Mike McLaughlin Argok by Smith S. Smithson Prom vs. Fun by Josh Smith Random Idiocy by Alice Teeple

Issue #10 Interview With Professor Bug by Sean McBride That's No Dolphin by John O'Hara Dear Dr. Duh by Dr. Duh People Who Use Clip Art Piss Me Off by Smith S. Smithson What Asil Did for Halloween by Jasmine Chapgar Socko! by Sean McBride On Cats by Jasmine Chapgar The Things We Deny Ourselves Because We Have To by Jasmine Chapgar Stupid Cartoon Theater: Mario's Stupid Adventure by Mike Laughlin Stupid Cartoon Theater: Worm by Teejay Wallace Stupid Cartoon Theater: Two Guys Fighting by Sean McBride Funny Internet People by Teejay Wallace Connect the Dots! by Sean McBride The Art of Hovering by Chuck Moulton Big Socks, Little Feet by Rob and Dave Chesnick A Poem by Joseph Boyle Paranoia by John O'Hara Wimpie the Magical Cloud by Sean McBride

Issue #9 Socko! by Sean McBride Wisconsin Paradox by Mike McLaughlin Cucumbers Over the Eyes by Jasmine Chapgar Video Game: Bunny Bop by Sean McBride Stupid Cartoon Theater: What Happens To You When You Get Too Happy by Sean McBride Stupid Cartoon Theater: Itsnoman by Teejay Wallace Spunky The Funky Munky by Julie Seinfeld by Smith S. Smithson Socko: 3D by Tony Lastowka The Bear Up There by Teejay Wallace & Sean McBride Cheez by Cliff Henning What the User's Manual Doesn't Tell You by Smith S. Smithson Even Stupid Cartoon Theater by Smith S. Smithson Bob Cliff Comics by Cliff Henning

Issue #8 Important Message From the Editor Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey by Michael Pomranz Make Love to Your Television by Wil Forbis Everyone You Meet Online is Crazy by Teejay Wallace Interview With an Easter Bunny by Tony Lastowka 20 Questions by Mike McLaughlin & Sean McBride How to be Stupid on the Inter-net by Rob Chesnick Another Article About the Amish by Teejay Wallace Computers are Evil by Sean McBride The Stupidest Choose Your Own Adventure Story Ever by Tony Lastowka Socko! by Sean McBride The Word of Vegeta by Jasmine Chapgar Life of George by Mr. Nobody Atari Teenage Riot by Professor B Join Socko's Fun Club! by Sean McBride Funny Internet People by the Insane Unicycle Monster Neat Ideas by Smith S. Smithson The Ramen Song by Sean McBride & Jung Ahn Dear Mister Joseph Dictator Sir by Joseph Boyle Make a Meat Mobile! by That Guy

Issue #7 Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey by Andrew Moisey How Do You Spell Chain Letter Backwards? by Teejay Wallace Symphony in Funny by Morgan Pielli So You Want to be an Adult? by Roger Marcy All You Ever Need to Know About Philosophy by Jasmine Chapgar Experimental Music by Chris Van Dyke Ethnic Poetry de Julio Revenge is Sweet, but so are Cookies by Pnaomi Moos Jasmine's Cat by Sean McBride History is What Happened in the Past by Diana Oboler A Valentine's Day Miracle by Tony Lastowka Superghu by Smith S. Smithson Why Guys Like Me Will Never Get the Chicks by Eric Wecker Socko's Gift by Heather Winick & Sean McBride The Food Group 5 by Steve Wilson The Dancing Paperclip of Tormented Souls by Morgan Pielli Rob in Ten Years by Rob Chesnick Rorshark's Inkblot Test by Jasmine Chapgar A Dialogue by Heather Winick & Sean McBride

Issue #6 The American Children's Guide to Communism by Sean McBride What PEZ Means to Me by Diana Oboler And Then, They All Turned Into Squash by Mike McLaughlin The History of Condoms by Jonn Fisher Santa Claus: Saint or Satan? by Claffroc Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey by Andrew Moisey The Ultimate Power in the Universe by Eric Wecker A Swing Machine Carol by Tony Lastowka Jasmine on Squirrels by Jasmine Chapgar The Legend of Suki Suki Jawa by Sean McBride The Quikening by Paul Kim A Curious Circumstance in the Affairs of a Modern Day Time Traveler by Jonn Fischer One More Chance by Sean McBride My Family Christmas by M.A. Pomranz The Story of Finals by Jonn Fischer Bug Poems by Heather Winick & Hunter Modes La La La La by Sean McBride The Skimmingtons by Diana Oboler & Sonja Wilson & Herbert Ha Silly Boy! by Julie Rolling Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Scott Claffee & Mike Pomranz

Issue #5 The Penis Game by the Insane Unicycle Monster Sharing is Caring by Tony Lastowka & Sean McBride Getting on the Internet in Lancaster by John O'Hara Jivin'! by Stranger-Boy On Squirrels by Scott Claffee The Worst Time of the Year Ever or Don't Believe Anything Sean Says by Vin Marshall Chuck Moulton on Trial by Chuck Moulton DOOD! by Tony Lastowka For the Love of Butter and the Hatred of Women by Sean McBride Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey by Andrew Moisey The Republic by Chris Van Dyke Two Heads are Better than One Head with No Brain by Chuck Moulton If You Give a Monk a Beanie.. by Sean McBride A Poem about Having Fun in Blue Bell by Heather Winick She's Dead by Diana Oboler A Detailed Analysis of a Typical First Semester Freshman by Jon Fisher Reading Your Eyes to Hell I Tell You! by Jonvieve Dunning Fun with Science! by Dr. Wallace Socko! by Sean McBride

Issue #4 I am Smart! by Steve Matthews I Love College Food by Jasmine Chapgar The Problem with Juggling by Chuck Moulton Berkely Rules. by Andrew Moisey Only in Wisconsin by Tony Lastowka Elevator Follies! by Sean McBride that Thing should not have that many legs by Naomi Moos Honk if You're Stupid! by TJ Wallace Did You Ever Notice...? by Heather Winick The Thunderwheels by Chuck Moulton How We Got to the They Might Be Giants Concert by Sean McBride I am Not a Maniac by Sean McBride

Issue #3 Mushrooms Are Goooood by Jasmine Chapgar Resist the 'Shroom! by Tony Lastowka Also, Health Class is Evil Too by Hunter Modes I Love Our School Just the Way It Is by Josh Ricca Why Macs are Evil by Phil Allen According to TJ... by TJ Wallace My Friend Missed the 80s by John O'Hara Frisbee Fun by Jasmine Chapgar The Wrath of Godzilla by Mike McLaughlin Just So Money by Jonvieve Dunning Did You Ever Notice...? by Heather Winick The Problem With America Today by Chris Van Dyke What I Did Yesterday by Tony Lastowka Mr. Molg by Evan Hohlfeld They're Crocodiles, Dammit! by Diana Oboler You're Toast!! by Sean McBride Hello, Operator?!? by Chuck Moulton The Principal by Phil Allen How to Write Duhhead Poetry by Mike McLaughlin An Orange Christmas by Angela Kim

Issue #2 The Campaign Against Time Travel by Tony Lastowka The Campaign for Time Machines by Sean McBride The Campaign Against the Last Two Campaigns by Chuck Moulton Cafe No Way by Mike McLaughlin I Hate Nancy by Charney Cale Gym is Evil by Hunter Modes The Macarena by TJ Wallace Beer Drinkers of America by Diana Oboler Phil's Guide to High School Courses by Phil Allen Holy Snot! by Chuck Moulton Desperation! by Jasmine Chapgar If I Were a Tribesman by John O'Hara in the drunken state... by Jonvieve Dunning Online Granny by John O'Hara Stupid People are Generous People by Sean McBride Suicide Note by Chuck Moulton Steve Can't Believe It's Not Butter! by Sean McBride A Complex Conversation by Jasmine Chapgar The Story of Intensive Scheduling by Phil Allen The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile by Sean McBride

Issue #1 The Study of Wombats The Art of Hydroplaning by Sean McBride The Wrath of Disney by John O'Hara New and Improved! by Tony Lastowka Attention, Students! by Mike McLaughlin Race for the Perfectly Elastic Collision by Sean McBride TJ's Article by Teejay Wallace Spock is the Man by Jasmine Chapgar Brush Away Baby! by Jonvieve Dunning Journal Wisdom by Teejay Wallace Generic Flying Poem by Tony Lastowka The Hunter Mobile by Liam Kelly

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